May 2012
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teyuss:
deadmau5 takes off head
it was cory baxter all along
cory in the mau5
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gerard-gay:
my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive had in months
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napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
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zombietayloo:
gokartmozart:
A dramatic reading...
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tacobellsprout:
breaking up with your girlfriend via draw something
tltty:
at least i find myself funny
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sassyterrorist:
sassyterrorist:
im selling my DS on ebay and i have the password to my sisters account so im bidding on my own item using her account to increase the price
yeah this backfired horribly i bid too high and ended up winning the auction now my sister wants to know why she is receiving emails saying she has won a 3DS she didnt even bid on
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niall-wh0rean:
so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.
I beg to differ.
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Cosmo sex tip #301:
thunderturd:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
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Watchmatturday:
we took alex’s cat for a walk
the-dave-of-guy:
itnernet:
meatmodel:
im outside
whats it like
can you send me a link
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Watchnippull:
oH MY GOD
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“Don’t get me started on that guy. He’s banned from the city of Albuquerque just...”
– Clark Gregg on Tom Hiddleston // EMPIRE magazine, June 2012
(via screamqueenie)
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