i know the secret to your happiness

victoryjobs:

• it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
• our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
• of ice and gin
• lagerhaus-five
• absolut, absolut
• tequila mockingbird
• etc
• and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”

calanmalik:

jamsfranca:

i literally dont understand relationships like how do two people happen to meet each other and they also both happen to like each other and care about each other and want to make out with each other it just doesnt make sense

You make it seem like it’s love…